During the visit from Reggie and Sarah to rainy SoCal, we did - at the very least - see the best-ever auto accoutrement.

On an otherwise nondescript Mazda four-door, there was a back window decal of a little girl in pigtails delivering the following message:

"FUCK ALL RAIDER HATERS!"

A little web research also reveals that this slogan is available on T-shirts. For children aged 3 to 9.

Seriously.